Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT ASHLEY MIGHT BE BOY-CRAZY.

The Olsens received this in the post this morning.

I might warn you that the consequences weren't pretty.

This all stems from the fact that Ashley, though seemingly innocent (seemingly is the key word) likes checking out boys. Although she brims of intellect and sometimes emotional crap, she is still greatly susceptible to the superficiality of pretty boys. At the very least in this case, a boy with the name of a saint starting with G. I will not say more, for she might kill me.

So when Mama Olsen saw this letterhead, she threw a fit. Not a nice sight indeed. Mary Kate tried to distract Mama by pointing out of the window at the sight of an indian dressed in black (how redundant) but she failed to save Ashley's butt.

Ashley is now grounded.

Sad and alone at home.

But with an angel awaiting somewhere in school... she can't wait for tomorrow! (school starts tomorrow)

that famous one...has left the building