Sunday, February 05, 2006

To see how they would take to each other when they grew up, Mama and Papa Olsen made a very risky decision - to split their twins up. They kept Ashley, but Mary-Kate? The poor dear, got sent to Africa, to live among the peasants in the slums. The parents paid an awful lot for her adoptive parents to take good care of her, and they did. Unfortunately, some habits were instilled that lives on in her, to this very day.

Mary-Kate had lived the traditional way of life. Now, when she is being sarcastic, she likes to say, "OH! Let us tear our clothes; and beat our chests; and kiss the ground on which _______[insert name of person she does not like here] walks on!" Also, because she was not exposed to many people during her years in Africa, she now likes to learn expressions and feelings from others; thus, she tends to imitate everyone else, very exaggeratingly.

She is, in some way, a bit wrong up there in her head (as we all are), but everyone takes to her kindly. Even Ashley tries to do her best after being reunited with her sister, but oh! That poor, poor Mary-Kate. Paris, Nicky and Nicole visit her daily without fail, to help her escape from her greatest nightmare - Anorexia.

that famous one...has left the building


Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT ASHLEY MIGHT BE BOY-CRAZY.

The Olsens received this in the post this morning.

I might warn you that the consequences weren't pretty.

This all stems from the fact that Ashley, though seemingly innocent (seemingly is the key word) likes checking out boys. Although she brims of intellect and sometimes emotional crap, she is still greatly susceptible to the superficiality of pretty boys. At the very least in this case, a boy with the name of a saint starting with G. I will not say more, for she might kill me.

So when Mama Olsen saw this letterhead, she threw a fit. Not a nice sight indeed. Mary Kate tried to distract Mama by pointing out of the window at the sight of an indian dressed in black (how redundant) but she failed to save Ashley's butt.

Ashley is now grounded.

Sad and alone at home.

But with an angel awaiting somewhere in school... she can't wait for tomorrow! (school starts tomorrow)

that famous one...has left the building